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 Post subject: squid test
PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:56 pm 
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This was actually pretty funny. Turn's out I'm a wise ass, who knew?

http://www.bytebrothers.org/SquidTest.htm

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 Post subject: Re: squid test
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:06 am 
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f that test....my results were as follows:

a disgrace who should be butt-kicked in full view of Times Square for being such an asshole in public


don't them dumb asshats know that I'm not an asshole in public...I'm an asshole to the public :redflip


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 Post subject: Re: squid test
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:17 am 
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Fawk!!! The SAT's were shorter.


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 Post subject: Re: squid test
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:37 am 
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Took all of 20min to tell me
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"Your score indicates that you are a pathetic example of incredible stupidity who shouldn't be let out of the house unsupervised."


:rant

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 Post subject: Re: squid test
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:18 am 
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"Your score indicates that you are a buffoon who doesn't take motorcycling nearly serious enough."

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 Post subject: Re: squid test
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:26 am 
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it wont even give me any results ...... must be bad

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 Post subject: Re: squid test
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:27 am 
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100+ questions - i'm out :down

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 Post subject: Re: squid test
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:55 am 
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70 out of 100

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good.

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 Post subject: Re: squid test
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:02 am 
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Too long; didn't take.


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 Post subject: Re: squid test
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:05 am 
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74 out of 100

Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good.

holy crap that was a long test. Wish I would have seen the 115 q's before i started it.

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 Post subject: Re: squid test
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:02 am 
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starsky wrote:
70 out of 100

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good.


I scored 79 but got the same description. Must be the piercings and tattoos.

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 Post subject: Re: squid test
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:29 am 
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I love it..

The best only way to improve performance of a ZX-11 is:
aUse high test gas.
b Nitrous Oxide Injection.
[c] Install P-51 Mustang Engine.

btw, i scored a 20 out of 115. does that mean its a miracle im still alive?


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 Post subject: Re: squid test
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:44 am 
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this one made me LOL

hard braking and rapid acceleration so that your helmets clonk together in morse code.

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 Post subject: Re: squid test
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:49 am 
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and why was This on the page????

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 Post subject: Re: squid test
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:51 am 
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reagangray wrote:
74 out of 100

Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good.

holy crap that was a long test. Wish I would have seen the 115 q's before i started it.

i scored 73 but got the same response.

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 Post subject: Re: squid test
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:37 pm 
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who woulda guessed......." an idiot whose driving license should be taken away and replaced with a tricycle" that just made me LOL! Frikin long test tho

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 Post subject: Re: squid test
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:45 pm 
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Too long; didn't take.
To long?? What, the guy with 10000+ post couldn't find the computer time or something? You know, if you had a ipad you could do things like this on the go :redflip

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 Post subject: Re: squid test
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:29 pm 
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Krabill wrote:
"Your score indicates that you are a buffoon who doesn't take motorcycling nearly serious enough."

:plus1

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 Post subject: Re: squid test
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:05 pm 
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Squid Test Evaluation

So far, 14811 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 94 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are extraordinaly responsible and a shining credit to motorcyclists everywhere.


:crackup :wheelie :crackup

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 Post subject: Re: squid test
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:16 pm 
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i got a 57 , lol
but i dont stop for red and blue lights and i ride in groups because the cops cant catch everyone.
i split lanes when idiots cant drive, i guess im a squid

stupid test

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